Stephen Altrogge recently posted a funny article about Honest Christian Book Titles that I thought was hilarious. Take two minutes and enjoy.
Honest Christian Book Titles
By Stephen Altrogge
What would happen if Christian publishers were actually honest with their book titles? You’d probably end up with books like this.
Don’t Waste Your Life: A Millennial’s Guide To Making Semi-Rash Decisions Out Of A Wartime Mentality
I Kissed Dating Goodbye: How To Not Talk To Girls Until You’re 25 Years Old
Heaven Is For Real: A Book About Heaven From The Perspective Of A Four Year Old Who Had A Near Death Experience And For Some Reason We Believe Him More Than The Bible
Strange Fire: John MacArthur’s Lifelong Rivalry With Benny Hinn
A Year Of Biblical Womanhood: One Woman’s Valiant Attempt To Create Straw-Man Arguments and Massively Misinterpret A Lot Of The Bible, All the While Saying, “You Go Girl!”
Radical: All You Rich, Fat, Lazy Christians Need To Stop Eating At McDonald’s And Become Missionaries To Africa
The Shack: Oprah Is Gonna Love This
Love Wins: Rob Bell Yet Again Discovers Something New About God That Thousands Of Faithful Christians Before Him Have Totally Missed
What He Must Be: You Wanna Date My Daughter? You Have To Ask Yourself One Question: Do You Feel Lucky? Well Punk, Do Ya?
Real Marriage: Skip the Good Stuff For The Chapter On Sex
The Lord of the Rings: The Christian-Approved Version of Harry Potter
Left Behind: Scare Enough Christians To Get Really Rich
Circle Maker: No, I’m Not A Pre-School Coloring Book
Religious Affections: This Book Will Look Great On Your Coffee Table
The Pastor’s Kid: Just As Messed Up As You Thought
The Reason for God: Because Tim Keller Is Smarter Than Your Atheist Friends
You can see the post in its original format HERE. He includes a couple that I took out.